Friday 7th
October 25km – Cycling Day 6
Distance 25km
Calories burned Should
have had breakfast
Hilly roads All
uphill
Degree of difficulty 8/10
Misery quotient Banished
by singing
Highlight of the day School
children’s welcome to the village
Lowlight of the day Our
scummy guesthouse
We are up early, waking with the sun and take the
opportunity to walk through the fishing village down to the lake, where a
boatman gives us a ride in his hollowed-out-tree canoe. It’s perfectly safe, providing you keep
baling water out...
But this is just a prelude to the triumphant day ahead. We have just 25km to go to reach Kwahu-Tafo,
our final destination. The first 5km is
the now familiar sandy track around the lake. We are pleased to reach tarmac,
though our pleasure is tempered by the knowledge that it’s all uphill from
here. Looking up we can see the towering
Bruku rock that keeps watch over Tafo.
It seems a very long way up, surely we must reach Tafo before we get to
the rock? But no. We cycle on past the rock until we see the cell phone
masts. You know you are at the top of a hill
when you reach the cell phone masts.
It’s a long, slow, slog uphill, but Suzi, Claire, Tim, KM
and I keep our spirits up by singing – The Long and Winding Road, Ain’t no
Mountain High Enough, most of the Beatles song book, and finally a Ghanaian
song Ralph teaches us, with very appropriate lyrics:– We are going, We don’t
know where we are going, We don’t know how we will get there, We know we
will.
And we did get there, welcomed by cheering, banner-waving
school children the sight of whom brings a tear to every eye. We take half an hour to celebrate with cold
drinks and dancing in Humphrey’s beautiful garden, but our day has barely
started. The celebrations continue and
become ever-more surreal. First we cycle
ever so slowly in formation behind a marching band through the main street of
the village. We are joined by a number
of over enthusiastic village cyclists who weave dangerously in and out of our
number, and small children who join in likewise. Amazingly there are no accidents. Our destination is the Royal Palace
– which seems to double as a lumber yard, with lengths of wood and steel piled
up behind the plastic chairs that have been put out for us and the village
chiefs and elders, and deliveries of copper pipe and more timber during the
proceedings. Ceremonial drummers sound
out a welcome for us on the “talking drums”.
Humphrey arrives resplendent in his ceremonial development chief’s
robes, followed by the chief of chiefs. A
fetish priestess arrives shaking talcolm powder from around her eyes. The
ritual schnapps is delivered and opened – but thirsty cyclists are offered beer
and coke. And then it’s time for lunch – yet more “delicious” rice, beans,
overcooked chicken and the meanest looking fish I’ve ever seen.
Still in our sweaty cycle gear, we get back on our bikes to
cycle to the Durbar Ground, where it appears that the entire village has
gathered in our honour. We are handed a
programme. It contains 24 items of
“entertainment”. 20 of them are
speeches, most in the local language, Twi.
We are in for a long afternoon. I
settle down and watch passing taxis overloaded with heavy sacks spilling from
their boots, rear axles almost dragging on the ground while front bonnets
point skywards. After a good 30 minutes
of speeches, we are treated to the local choir.
They sing like angels.
Unfortunately we cannot hear them as the MC talks throughout.
I miss the next a few hours of speeches as
the piriton tablet I’ve taken to cool the heat rash on my legs kicks in and I
fall into a deep sleep – even missing the entrance of the Fetish Priest
accompanied by loud drumming. I come to
halfway through his performance to see him spinning round and round, with 3ft
long dreadlocks splayed out like a wheel.
We are then pushed forward in turn to be cleansed by the priest, who
dips a bunch of twigs in a boiling vat of water then drips them over our
heads. The water is meant to be cool,
having run down the length of the twigs, but confused by the twirling the
priest sprinkles scalding water over our heads.
Having survived this ordeal we are presented with our certificates – the
wording of which are suitably commemorative of our cycling endeavours of the past
few days.
Finally we are allowed to leave the Durbar Ground, and once
again process behind the band to our accommodation. It is nearly 6pm. We have been in Tafo for 6
hours. We are tired. We are dirty. We want a shower. We are sadly disappointed. Judging by the level of dust and dirt in the
rooms, our guest house has not been used for many months. In fact is it not a guest house at all. It is a building with a few bedrooms and
despite signs to the contrary (ie showers and taps) no running water, and no
staff. Eventually buckets of water are
brought to the rooms, but there are signs of mutiny amongst the weary cyclists,
who are expected to stay here for two nights. The place is cleaned from top to bottom the
next day and we do stay for the duration – but the clash of cultures is evident. For our hosts a party is the paramount
welcome – for us a clean and functioning bedroom and bathroom should take
precedence. Suzi and I lull ourselves to
sleep with comforting thoughts of home – sprung mattresses, electric
toothbrushes, hot showers and baked potatoes.